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Wolf Rider with Buffy Saint Marie
by Ernie Harris

 

Take a closer look. Based on a song, 'Starwalker', a mysterious orb hovers next to Buffy Saint Marie as she's signs autographs on her lastest CD/DVD 'Running for the Drum' at the Rogers Centre Pow Wow festival in Toronto. I took this picture of her when she was there and when I examine all the pictures from the event, I notice an object next to Buffy. I remember a song from her CD, 'Coincidence And Likely Stories,' which the song goes: 'Wolfrider, she's a friend of the ORBS, you seen her opening doors. She's a history turner and a sweetgrass burner, a dark soldier.' This was to me, a blessing from the spirit world. Orbs are well known in the Native American and Canadian Aboriginal story legends. They were known the some upper plains northwestern tribes as star people. You can check out a couple of youtube.com videos of the event. Just search: Toronto Rogers Centre Pow Wow.  

 

 



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Pauchay pleads guilty

by Ernie Harris

Asshole, murderer and drunkin' loser Christopher Pauchay 24 of Yellow Quill First Nations in Saskatchewan stood and nodded yes to the plea at what was to be the start of his trial in a makeshift courtroom in nearby Rose Valley. The drunkin' father of two girls found frozen to death in a snowy field last winter wearing only their diapers and T-shirts sat with his bandaged hand to his face, sopping and wept in his courtroom chair after pleading guilty to criminal negligence causing death. Pauchay is still recovering from the severe frostbite he suffered after spending hours in the bitter cold the day his girls died. Pauchay's lawyer, Ron Piche, said he will ask the judge to allow an aboriginal sentencing circle to decide his client's fate. The Crown laugh and said it will not agreed to a stupid idea and will argue for a jail sentence in a federal penitentiary or (OZ).

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True Stories about Art

by Ernie Harris

There was a young 11 year old boy sitting on the train tracks playing with his, 'you know what'. Art Zoccole was walking by and saw what the boy was doing. He said, “What'cha doing kid? The boy said, I'm playing with my yoyo. Your yoyo said Art. “Yeah,” the boy said, it goes up and down and right now, it's up, do you want to go down?


Art Zoccole picked up this little mexican boy hustler and went to a motel. Art said, I'm gonna eat your asshole deep inside you little bitch. But the mexican boy had eaten two very spicy tacos and three glasses of milk which gave the boy major stomach acid reflux. The boy couldn't go to the bathroom because he was on his back and his legs was spread apart. He told Art to open his mouth wider and as he did, the boy spurted out diarrhea down his throat.


Art had brought his adopted son to start his first day in sunday school with three other boys. The sunday school teacher said to the first boy and said, 'What is your name young fella, the first boy said, my name is Jimmy. The teacher asked the second boy and said, 'And what is your name kiddo, the second boy said, my name is Sam. The teacher asked Art Zoccole's adopted son, and said what is your name little boi. And he said with a very deep voice, my name is Art Zoccole Jr. Oh my, why do you have such a deep voice? She asked. The boy said, 'well, it's like this, I was born without a mother to nurse on her tities so I had to suck on my daddy's dick.

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