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Stories of Tonto and the Lone Ranger

Two Spirited Journal

A two spirited comedy on two queens in Indian Country. 

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Hospital doctors dragged in the Lone Ranger who was a mental patient. They put him a room where he started climbing on the walls and screaming, 'I WANNA LONG INDIAN DICK'. The cunt nurse Tonto came rushing in and said, 'What the fuck did you say?' 'I WANNA LONG INDIAN DICK,' screamed the Lone Ranger. Tonto said, 'Kemosabe, you was acting crazy when they brought you in but I can see you're in you're damn right mind.'

Gay crack whores Tonto and his kemosabe was walking by a baptist church when they saw and heard the pastor standing at the front of the door and said, 'Come'. As soon as Tonto and his kemosabe heard the word CUM, they rushed right up to the church, walked in and sat at the back seats. The pastor then asked if anyone here who can come up to testified any maracles that happen to them lately. The Lone Ranger got up and went to the front and said, One night, I was praying for MONEY HONEY and I laid down on the bed with my arms and legs wide open and then I felt the presence of Jesus on top of me.' Tonto just got up and yelled, "Yeah bitch, you fucked the lord."

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